“I almost choked when he started kissing me,” Sruthi confesses. “I have a whole list of bad kiss experiences but this one tops the list.”

But can her worst kiss experience compete with Ketaki’s? “Apart from being a complete turn-off it was actually painful.” A bad kiss battle in our kiss & tell series. Which is worse?

Stinky Breath
I had been going out with this guy for a month. A typical date with him meant a movie, a tub of popcorn and making out in the dark. I used to love kissing him till this one time he showed up for our movie date after lunch with his friends.

I almost choked when he started kissing me. His breath smelt like garlic mixed with the stench of a small dead animal. I just didn’t know how to tell him about it so I had to keep kissing him, through a two and a half hour Bollywood film! People, if you’re planning on a kissing session after a garlicky meal, please, please pop a mint.

Sruthi (name changed) is a Marketing Executive

Super sharp
So my painfully bad kiss experience happened with this guy I met on a Goa trip. We were just hanging out together for a week until things started heating up.

We kissed for a bit and it was great but just as things were getting hot he started nipping my lips, chin and neck with his super sharp teeth. Apart from being a complete turn-off it was actually painful and he was so into it that he didn’t realize that he was actually biting me quite hard.

I asked him to stop and he was so confused, he thought I was liking it. I think sometimes bad kissers are so blind to how their partner is responding to a move they need a signboard to tell them they’re going wrong. Unfortunately just looking back at the past year it feels like I’m a magnet for bad kissers.

Ketaki (name changed) is a Design Student

 
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